The University is the most sublime institution: a temple of learning, research and creativity; a place for knowledge development and exchange. So who let the traders and moneychangers into the temple? And more importantly, how do we drive them out? S.M.A.R.T. is a satirical take on the tragic and ongoing decline of the English University. Available on CUT: https://www.cutalongstory.com/stories/s-m-a-r-t/10928.html